How to Lose 5 Pounds on a Cruise


I challenge you to take a cruise and lose 5 pounds while you are having a good time!

Catholic School Girls Joke


A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, “Gloria,  have you ever had contact with a penis?” She giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once touched with the tip […]