A Joke:My Wife and the State Trooper

A Florida senior citizen drove his new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying  the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the
metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring. “I can get away from him — no
problem!” thought the elderly speedster as he floored it to 100 mph,
then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought, “What on earth am I

I’m too old for this nonsense!” He pulled over to the side of the road,
and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the driver’s side of
the  Corvette, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes.  Today is Friday.  If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The man, looking very seriously at the trooper, said, “Years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper.  I thought you were bringing
her back.”

“Have a good day, sir,” said the Trooper


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