WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
alluringly to the bartender who approached her
seductively signaled that he should bring his face
closer to hers. As
he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
“Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his
face with both
“Actually, no,” he replied.
“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she
said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender. “Is
there anything I can
“Yes. I need for you to give him a message,” she
continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender’s lips and slyly
popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
“What should I tell him?” the bartender managed to
“Tell him,” she whispered, “there’s no toilet paper,
hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room!”