Catholic School Girls Joke


A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, “Gloria,  have you ever had
contact with a penis?” She giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once
touched with the tip of my finger…” St. Peter says, “Ok,
dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates.”
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Catherine, have you ever
had contact with a penis?” The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
“Well once I fondled and stroked one.” St. Peter says “OK, dip your
whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate.” All of the
sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is
pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches  the front
of the line St. Peter says, “Lisa! What seems to be the rush?” The
girl replies, “Well, If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!”

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