The Attorney vs. The Nurse

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days
in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses

because he bossed them
around just like he
did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to
have anything to do
with him. The head nurse was the only one who could
stand up to him.
She came into his room and announced, “I have to
take your temperature.”
After complaining for several minutes, he finally
settled down, crossed
his arms and opened his mouth.

“No, I’m sorry, the nurse stated, “but for this
reading, can’t use an
oral thermometer.” This started another round of
complaining, but
eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse
insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, “I
have to get something.
Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!” She
leaves the door to
his room open on her way out!

He curses under his breath as he hears people
walking past his door,
laughing. After a half hour, the man’s doctor comes
into the room.
“What’s going on here?” asked the doctor. Angrily,
the man answers,
“What’s the matter, Doc? Haven’t you ever see
someone having their
temperature taken?”

After a pause, the doctor confesses,

“Not with a carnation.”


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